Sunday, June 5, 2011

Tom Kenyon the knob


 “Our community will not tolerate knobs, roosters or wankers, behind the wheel,” Mr Kenyon said.

Προεξοχή... its Greek for knob Tom

Alectryon
In Greek mythology, a youth changed by Ares into a rooster.
Alectryon was a Greek youth. One night, while "sleeping" with Aphrodite, Ares stationed Alectryon by the bedroom door to warn them about the coming of the sun (Helios); however, Alectryon fell asleep, and Helios walked in on the couple. Ares was so enraged that he turned Alectryon into a rooster, who must forever announce the approach of the sun in the morning.

And, from out a neighbouring farmyard,
Loud the cock Alectryon crowed.
—Longfellow

Wanker is the same in any language. Why all this useless information Tom, because Tom your fellow parliamentarian (Tom Koutsantonis)... sorry the Honourable (sic) who had over 60 driving offences is all of the above, maybe you should use him in your taxpayer funded commercials on what a real idiot on the road looks like. But because you don’t live in the real world Tom you won’t.

But it’s all Greek to me Tom, (you knob)

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