How good is this, American professor Richard Karban says"members of the vegetable kingdom can communicate with each other"
This is right up Kevs alley because he seems to struggle with the hard questions when on ABC radio, he loses the plot and goes of on tangents to avoid answering them.
If he takes up the new portfolio for the ministry of the Vegetable Kingdom not only will he be dealing with plants that have the same intellect as him but being only 3ft tall while standing and 1 ft tall while drinking(free in parliament house) he can speak to them eye to eye.
Who knows this could lead to him dating some nice looking zucchini, after all they like to be harvested while very young.
Might have to change his name to Kevin Foliage
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Let me take this a bit further. Premier Miguel Rann will become the Minister for Spanish Onions. Pat MacBelfast trams-that-need-sand Conlon will be the Minister for Brussels Sprouts, cuz they got the trams cheaper than he did, and good old Turbo Kouts of Hazzard the Minister for Rocket!!! Oh yeah, my favourite, Attorney-General Mick Skywalker Atkinson, Minister for Beetroots because...well, you work it out!
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