SWINE FLU IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA

I have bad news for everybody, swine flu has been alive and well in SA for a long time now, but previously only a few case had been reported.
The centre of this outbreak...Parliament House.
Yes poor old PH where they of the cloven hoof brigade bury their snouts deep in the trough of the public purse on the pretext of work.(60 days a year is not work!).
They call them sitting days, imagine if they all had to stand.
Obesity is not a problem in schools, its a problem in PH.
On local radio the other day it was mentioned that Kevin Foley is getting FAT. Not getting He IS.
Why is it that Pat Conlon is reduced to riding a bike? Is it because he exceeded the weight limit for a chauffeured driven vehicle?

There is a rumour that one night in the bar in PH, Kev and Pat, while lying under a table scraping the last remains of goose liver pate from a 1kg bucket with their fingers and gargling a nameless $400 bottle of red, decided to frame some budget papers. Now we all know Kev is an economic genius and Pat has the super hero type powers capable of turning himself into a Bung Fritz lookalike. Well this night they were masticating some ideas over, when like a revelation the combined genii or geniuses decided to increase fines.
What a masterstroke, forgiving the fact that the sum of oustanding fines at the moment is in the millions and the chances of recovering them all is minimal, this was going to be a budgetary achievement of mammoth proportions.
And what if people don't or can't pay these fines?
We will take them to court, impose a bigger fine they can't pay or gaol them. This surely is one of the states budget highlights that will go down in political folklore.
But gaoling them could be a problem as well, because in the same budget they scrapped the building of new gaols, this truely is a plan that has amazed everyone, leading political pundits in the budget lockup to beg for an encore.

Yes, when Kev said rack'em, pack'em and stack'em, he wasn't talking about gaols. He was talking about his free lunch order of soup, entree, mains, dessert, a cleansing sorbet, a six pack and a decanted red. The rest can eat cake he said!

Yes swine flu lives on