How lucky is South Australia, just had to empty my shed because i cant afford to live in my house with increased council rates, water rates, sewer rates, electricity rates, ES levy, save the Murray levy, buy some more wine for Kevin Foley levy(ole).
But the good news is i found some concrete molds of the seven dwarfs, the challenge was to save money for Miguel, donate these life like figures to a worthwhile cause and try and capture the feelings of South Australians so that each dwarf represents someone in the SA Labor Ministry.
#1 Doc, John Hill and Jay Weatherill, both look distinguished and are used to anal probes
#2 Dopey, Michael Wright, Jay Lo, Tom Hoonsantonis, now here are some real life idiots!
#3 Sleepy, Pat Conlon, I would sleep too if i looked like Bung Fritz.
#4 Bashfull, Michael O'Brien, Paul Caica, Paul Holloway, Gail Gago, does anyone know what they do?
#5 Grumpy, Kevin (ole) Foley...who would of guessed?
#6 Happy, Jen Rankine, because everyone has forgotten about her!
#7 Sneezy, Karlene Maywald, not smart enough to catch a cold
And of course Snow White Mike (Miguel) Rann, will only wake up when the people of South Australia kiss him goodbye.
Jay Lo has jumped on board and suggested we hide all these life like Dwarfs around Spain and the first person and/or alien to find them all will win a South Australian taxpayers funded free tram ride from Glenelg to Wayville, keeping in line with government policy of only doing things in halves.
I didnt forget Mick Atkinson, but i couldn't think of a dwarf with bicycle clips.
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