poor old

There was an old man named Bernard Finnegan

He had pubic hair on his chin again

Along came the plod and blew them in again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man named Bernard Finnegan

He kicked up an awful dinnegann

Because they said he must not porn again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man called Bernard Finnegan

Ran a race and thought he'd win again

But he got caught with little kids again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man named Bernard Finnegan

He drank through all his good gin again

Thought that would make him look good again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man named Bernard Finnegan

He went fishing on the net again

Caught the old Bill an got dropped in again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man called Bernard Finnegan

Climbed the political tree with the labor brand again

Never looked comfortable on the bench again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man named Bernard Finnegan

He grew fat and then grew thin again

Then he died and went to hell again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....