ACC dumb fcuks

Am i the only one or has anyone else noticed how fucked up the traffic light system is with the Adelaide City Council. I have the pleasure of driving from the Adelaide GPO (cnr king william and franklin) every afternoon around 3pm to the SA Uni library (cnr nth tce and frome) total distance 1.5km (1500 metres)
This trip takes on average 8 minutes.....Ha you think whats 8 minutes in the greater scheme of traffic movement.
Well I'll explain, firstly you stop at the lights at King William then at Gawler Place then Wyatt and Pultney, Frome, Pirie,Grenfell, Rundle streets and Nth Terrace. Can you see the common denominator here? that's right these traffic lights are perfectly sequenced so that you stop at every one. Am i the only frustrated motorist that notices this or is it because i do this trip everyday....fuck knows!
Lets put this in perspective my average speed is 11.25kph (why do we have 50kph speed limits) and in 1896 Edwin Flack the well known Australian Olympic runner won gold in the 1500m race in a time of 4.33.2m, so 115yrs ago a person could have run where i drive and nearly back again in the same time as it takes me to go there once

Pat Conlon (another one bites the dust)

Poor old postman Pat, he who runs the DTEI the Department of Treachery,Embarrassment and Insidious behaviour, poor old Pat could be in some real bother soon and he hasn't seen it coming.
This is the person who thinks $20 million is a fair price for a foot bridge across the mighty Torrens. Let me see; the Bakewell underpass cost $41 mil... a huge project. Elder Smith Rd at Mawson Lakes over 1km of sealed bitumen roadworks cost $11 mil. A foot bridge across the Bruce highway (Qld) to join two university campuses cost $8 mil.
Poor old Bung Fritz Pat must think the public are completely stupid if we don't think that he gives large over priced contracts to some mates of his and King Mike.
And this is the same minister who met with engineers who were constructing the Southern Expressway when he got into office and was told that for $20 mil extra they could do the earth works necessary if for any reason the government ever wanted to duplicate the road. Guess what.......Pat said NO. Of course now we are going to duplicate it.
Someone please tell me why we don't need an ICAC

poor old

There was an old man named Bernard Finnegan

He had pubic hair on his chin again

Along came the plod and blew them in again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man named Bernard Finnegan

He kicked up an awful dinnegann

Because they said he must not porn again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man called Bernard Finnegan

Ran a race and thought he'd win again

But he got caught with little kids again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man named Bernard Finnegan

He drank through all his good gin again

Thought that would make him look good again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man named Bernard Finnegan

He went fishing on the net again

Caught the old Bill an got dropped in again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man called Bernard Finnegan

Climbed the political tree with the labor brand again

Never looked comfortable on the bench again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

There was an old man named Bernard Finnegan

He grew fat and then grew thin again

Then he died and went to hell again

Poor old Bernard Finnegan.....

Media Mike Muffled by Minders

Maybe its me, but has anyone else noticed the silence. Not of the lambs but the Rann's, and the control of Jill Bottrall, she of the Mike Rann glove puppet control. We all love it when King Mike is on her lap(Jill could get a job at the FIRM) because she manipulates the now not so media MIKE.(I love it when she's got a mike in her hand) King Mig cant speak,(maybe his mouth is full) neither could I if someone had a handful of Sasha's jewellery. Instead we will listen to some puerile inane comment from King Mig on the development of Pt Stanvac sea slugs(not Paul Caica)

Kevin Foley and the pickup line

I know i am slightly retarded, but that's because i spoke to Kevin Foley(once) , since then my twitch has ggggone, aaanndd drugs help. I'm also using anthroposophic meditation rituals, this curbs the desire to jump at crepuscular shadows while I'm constantly reminded of Kevin's' aerophagic arse movements and his inane research into omphaloskepsis which is clearly the only thing he cant see past his hagiographic nipple supports... but I'm being peripatetic, the real issue is his total waste of tax payers money while he's out with his chauffeur trying to pick up chicks, don't get me wrong I'm not against flirtations with the opposite sex but Kev would incontrovertibly be more at home on the set of the Flintstones than on the streets of Adelaide. once again the people of this poor town(not Bedrock) have to watch Kev and his penis fantasy parade around at La Sing till the wee hours singing

You're The Reason Our Kids are so Ugly

everyone remembers ConwayTwitty
Well at least Kev does, but his version of

If the Phone Doesn't Ring It's Me

Jimmy Buffett

brought back memories........................ of his recent phone bill

Kevin Foley the hypocrite

It was interesting listening to Kev the other day speaking to his "mate" Leon, re: his defence of his governments lack of inertia towards the motorplex proposal, apart from the fact it has taken 3 years to state that all he wants is mud map of the proposal so HIS government can take take things further. As Kev would say(and every Rann minister) "i make no apologies for telling it as it is", this knob said he was conscious (obviously not walking down waymouth st) of the people in his electorate and the people of Gillman in particular, What a joke the last time Kev was in Gillman was when his ministerial chauffeur was looking for a late night brothel, then he wanks on about the "people" on the Le fever peninsular....its le Fev re you intoxicated imbecile, but what would you know, YOU live elswhere. He then defends himself for all the good thing he has done for his constituents (remember this is Pt Adelaide), let me see

1. Its a classier ghetto than when he was elected
2. The terminal for incoming tourist vessels resembles a Munno Para wrecking yard
3. If you hold your breath you won't die from high levels of pollution
4. There is more timber cladding in windows than glass
5. If you need a bus to Largs Bay you have to catch one to town first
6. BUT at least we can all sleep well knowing that Kev doesn't live there

whats the difference between a dentist and the Rann government?
Nothing,
they both give you pain while ripping you off.

ooooooooooohhhhhhh and yes dentists get caught