The Rann in Spain

This low life premier, Miguel Rann(future king of Spain) and his government have 88(yes that right 88!!!)ministerial advisers, 11 media monitors, 2 ex liberal premiers and the partridge in the pear tree is his brother Chris(Christiano to Spanish who own the public trustee building)all have highly paid positions with this i don't give a F**k what the people of SA think government!

While this mono tonal moron runs this state the only thing that will happen(apart from Kevin ole Foley drinking free every night) is we will become a territory of Spain. The double edged sword in all of this is not only are these wankers highly paid as per the Sunday Mail report(12/7/09) but when the premier or ministers travel oversees on fact finding missions they take these blood sucking leeches with them, at a cost to every South Australian, so while he ingratiates himself with those around him he has a total disregard for the people who put him there.

One day, this new Latino state will have an ICAC, and Miguel can run but he wont be able to hide and he will be bought to bear and explain his nepotistic actions that will be the downfall of SA

Hasta Luego Miguel

Ole`

There once was a premier called Miguel
Who had a treasurer that couldn't read, write or spell
Who would enhance his libido
To try and keep up with his ego
Now his sights are set on poor Isobel

An Ode to a Bludger

There was a comlpete knob named Foley
Who's background was very un-holey
He drinks free beer day and night
Because he so f**cking tight
And his nickname is Kevin Arseholey

Monuments to Mike Rann and the Labor Party

How lucky is South Australia, just had to empty my shed because i cant afford to live in my house with increased council rates, water rates, sewer rates, electricity rates, ES levy, save the Murray levy, buy some more wine for Kevin Foley levy(ole).

But the good news is i found some concrete molds of the seven dwarfs, the challenge was to save money for Miguel, donate these life like figures to a worthwhile cause and try and capture the feelings of South Australians so that each dwarf represents someone in the SA Labor Ministry.


#1 Doc, John Hill and Jay Weatherill, both look distinguished and are used to anal probes

#2 Dopey, Michael Wright, Jay Lo, Tom Hoonsantonis, now here are some real life idiots!

#3 Sleepy, Pat Conlon, I would sleep too if i looked like Bung Fritz.

#4 Bashfull, Michael O'Brien, Paul Caica, Paul Holloway, Gail Gago, does anyone know what they do?

#5 Grumpy, Kevin (ole) Foley...who would of guessed?

#6 Happy, Jen Rankine, because everyone has forgotten about her!

#7 Sneezy, Karlene Maywald, not smart enough to catch a cold

And of course Snow White Mike (Miguel) Rann, will only wake up when the people of South Australia kiss him goodbye.

Jay Lo has jumped on board and suggested we hide all these life like Dwarfs around Spain and the first person and/or alien to find them all will win a South Australian taxpayers funded free tram ride from Glenelg to Wayville, keeping in line with government policy of only doing things in halves.

I didnt forget Mick Atkinson, but i couldn't think of a dwarf with bicycle clips.

The Rann for all seasons

Miguel was in Salisbury today door knocking
One problem, no one knew who he was.
Since the big Mig has moved to Norwood he had to get the UBD out for Jill to find Salisbury, its not easy ironing Migs clothes and reading at the same time but Jill's a fighter, and we all know women can do two things at once (except J-lomax, Gail G, Jen R and the other endless number of token women Mig has). But Mig still went where no politician has gone before....back to their own electorate.
We applaud you Mig for being a complete KNOB your annonimity remains the only reason why you can walk the northern suburbs and not be abused. Stay in Norwood, have a latte or a mac and be comfortable with the three people that like you.....(Kev,Pat,Michael) Oh sorry and Sasha!

Good news for Kevin Foley

How good is this, American professor Richard Karban says"members of the vegetable kingdom can communicate with each other"
This is right up Kevs alley because he seems to struggle with the hard questions when on ABC radio, he loses the plot and goes of on tangents to avoid answering them.
If he takes up the new portfolio for the ministry of the Vegetable Kingdom not only will he be dealing with plants that have the same intellect as him but being only 3ft tall while standing and 1 ft tall while drinking(free in parliament house) he can speak to them eye to eye.
Who knows this could lead to him dating some nice looking zucchini, after all they like to be harvested while very young.
Might have to change his name to Kevin Foliage

SWINE FLU IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA

I have bad news for everybody, swine flu has been alive and well in SA for a long time now, but previously only a few case had been reported.
The centre of this outbreak...Parliament House.
Yes poor old PH where they of the cloven hoof brigade bury their snouts deep in the trough of the public purse on the pretext of work.(60 days a year is not work!).
They call them sitting days, imagine if they all had to stand.
Obesity is not a problem in schools, its a problem in PH.
On local radio the other day it was mentioned that Kevin Foley is getting FAT. Not getting He IS.
Why is it that Pat Conlon is reduced to riding a bike? Is it because he exceeded the weight limit for a chauffeured driven vehicle?

There is a rumour that one night in the bar in PH, Kev and Pat, while lying under a table scraping the last remains of goose liver pate from a 1kg bucket with their fingers and gargling a nameless $400 bottle of red, decided to frame some budget papers. Now we all know Kev is an economic genius and Pat has the super hero type powers capable of turning himself into a Bung Fritz lookalike. Well this night they were masticating some ideas over, when like a revelation the combined genii or geniuses decided to increase fines.
What a masterstroke, forgiving the fact that the sum of oustanding fines at the moment is in the millions and the chances of recovering them all is minimal, this was going to be a budgetary achievement of mammoth proportions.
And what if people don't or can't pay these fines?
We will take them to court, impose a bigger fine they can't pay or gaol them. This surely is one of the states budget highlights that will go down in political folklore.
But gaoling them could be a problem as well, because in the same budget they scrapped the building of new gaols, this truely is a plan that has amazed everyone, leading political pundits in the budget lockup to beg for an encore.

Yes, when Kev said rack'em, pack'em and stack'em, he wasn't talking about gaols. He was talking about his free lunch order of soup, entree, mains, dessert, a cleansing sorbet, a six pack and a decanted red. The rest can eat cake he said!

Yes swine flu lives on