Miguel was in Salisbury today door knocking
One problem, no one knew who he was.
Since the big Mig has moved to Norwood he had to get the UBD out for Jill to find Salisbury, its not easy ironing Migs clothes and reading at the same time but Jill's a fighter, and we all know women can do two things at once (except J-lomax, Gail G, Jen R and the other endless number of token women Mig has). But Mig still went where no politician has gone before....back to their own electorate.
We applaud you Mig for being a complete KNOB your annonimity remains the only reason why you can walk the northern suburbs and not be abused. Stay in Norwood, have a latte or a mac and be comfortable with the three people that like you.....(Kev,Pat,Michael) Oh sorry and Sasha!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Good news for Kevin Foley
How good is this, American professor Richard Karban says"members of the vegetable kingdom can communicate with each other"
This is right up Kevs alley because he seems to struggle with the hard questions when on ABC radio, he loses the plot and goes of on tangents to avoid answering them.
If he takes up the new portfolio for the ministry of the Vegetable Kingdom not only will he be dealing with plants that have the same intellect as him but being only 3ft tall while standing and 1 ft tall while drinking(free in parliament house) he can speak to them eye to eye.
Who knows this could lead to him dating some nice looking zucchini, after all they like to be harvested while very young.
Might have to change his name to Kevin Foliage
This is right up Kevs alley because he seems to struggle with the hard questions when on ABC radio, he loses the plot and goes of on tangents to avoid answering them.
If he takes up the new portfolio for the ministry of the Vegetable Kingdom not only will he be dealing with plants that have the same intellect as him but being only 3ft tall while standing and 1 ft tall while drinking(free in parliament house) he can speak to them eye to eye.
Who knows this could lead to him dating some nice looking zucchini, after all they like to be harvested while very young.
Might have to change his name to Kevin Foliage
Sunday, June 7, 2009
SWINE FLU IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA
I have bad news for everybody, swine flu has been alive and well in SA for a long time now, but previously only a few case had been reported.
The centre of this outbreak...Parliament House.
Yes poor old PH where they of the cloven hoof brigade bury their snouts deep in the trough of the public purse on the pretext of work.(60 days a year is not work!).
They call them sitting days, imagine if they all had to stand.
Obesity is not a problem in schools, its a problem in PH.
On local radio the other day it was mentioned that Kevin Foley is getting FAT. Not getting He IS.
Why is it that Pat Conlon is reduced to riding a bike? Is it because he exceeded the weight limit for a chauffeured driven vehicle?
There is a rumour that one night in the bar in PH, Kev and Pat, while lying under a table scraping the last remains of goose liver pate from a 1kg bucket with their fingers and gargling a nameless $400 bottle of red, decided to frame some budget papers. Now we all know Kev is an economic genius and Pat has the super hero type powers capable of turning himself into a Bung Fritz lookalike. Well this night they were masticating some ideas over, when like a revelation the combined genii or geniuses decided to increase fines.
What a masterstroke, forgiving the fact that the sum of oustanding fines at the moment is in the millions and the chances of recovering them all is minimal, this was going to be a budgetary achievement of mammoth proportions.
And what if people don't or can't pay these fines?
We will take them to court, impose a bigger fine they can't pay or gaol them. This surely is one of the states budget highlights that will go down in political folklore.
But gaoling them could be a problem as well, because in the same budget they scrapped the building of new gaols, this truely is a plan that has amazed everyone, leading political pundits in the budget lockup to beg for an encore.
Yes, when Kev said rack'em, pack'em and stack'em, he wasn't talking about gaols. He was talking about his free lunch order of soup, entree, mains, dessert, a cleansing sorbet, a six pack and a decanted red. The rest can eat cake he said!
Yes swine flu lives on
The centre of this outbreak...Parliament House.
Yes poor old PH where they of the cloven hoof brigade bury their snouts deep in the trough of the public purse on the pretext of work.(60 days a year is not work!).
They call them sitting days, imagine if they all had to stand.
Obesity is not a problem in schools, its a problem in PH.
On local radio the other day it was mentioned that Kevin Foley is getting FAT. Not getting He IS.
Why is it that Pat Conlon is reduced to riding a bike? Is it because he exceeded the weight limit for a chauffeured driven vehicle?
There is a rumour that one night in the bar in PH, Kev and Pat, while lying under a table scraping the last remains of goose liver pate from a 1kg bucket with their fingers and gargling a nameless $400 bottle of red, decided to frame some budget papers. Now we all know Kev is an economic genius and Pat has the super hero type powers capable of turning himself into a Bung Fritz lookalike. Well this night they were masticating some ideas over, when like a revelation the combined genii or geniuses decided to increase fines.
What a masterstroke, forgiving the fact that the sum of oustanding fines at the moment is in the millions and the chances of recovering them all is minimal, this was going to be a budgetary achievement of mammoth proportions.
And what if people don't or can't pay these fines?
We will take them to court, impose a bigger fine they can't pay or gaol them. This surely is one of the states budget highlights that will go down in political folklore.
But gaoling them could be a problem as well, because in the same budget they scrapped the building of new gaols, this truely is a plan that has amazed everyone, leading political pundits in the budget lockup to beg for an encore.
Yes, when Kev said rack'em, pack'em and stack'em, he wasn't talking about gaols. He was talking about his free lunch order of soup, entree, mains, dessert, a cleansing sorbet, a six pack and a decanted red. The rest can eat cake he said!
Yes swine flu lives on
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