Kevin Foley and the pickup line

I know i am slightly retarded, but that's because i spoke to Kevin Foley(once) , since then my twitch has ggggone, aaanndd drugs help. I'm also using anthroposophic meditation rituals, this curbs the desire to jump at crepuscular shadows while I'm constantly reminded of Kevin's' aerophagic arse movements and his inane research into omphaloskepsis which is clearly the only thing he cant see past his hagiographic nipple supports... but I'm being peripatetic, the real issue is his total waste of tax payers money while he's out with his chauffeur trying to pick up chicks, don't get me wrong I'm not against flirtations with the opposite sex but Kev would incontrovertibly be more at home on the set of the Flintstones than on the streets of Adelaide. once again the people of this poor town(not Bedrock) have to watch Kev and his penis fantasy parade around at La Sing till the wee hours singing

You're The Reason Our Kids are so Ugly

everyone remembers ConwayTwitty
Well at least Kev does, but his version of

If the Phone Doesn't Ring It's Me

Jimmy Buffett

brought back memories........................ of his recent phone bill

Kevin Foley the hypocrite

It was interesting listening to Kev the other day speaking to his "mate" Leon, re: his defence of his governments lack of inertia towards the motorplex proposal, apart from the fact it has taken 3 years to state that all he wants is mud map of the proposal so HIS government can take take things further. As Kev would say(and every Rann minister) "i make no apologies for telling it as it is", this knob said he was conscious (obviously not walking down waymouth st) of the people in his electorate and the people of Gillman in particular, What a joke the last time Kev was in Gillman was when his ministerial chauffeur was looking for a late night brothel, then he wanks on about the "people" on the Le fever peninsular....its le Fev re you intoxicated imbecile, but what would you know, YOU live elswhere. He then defends himself for all the good thing he has done for his constituents (remember this is Pt Adelaide), let me see

1. Its a classier ghetto than when he was elected
2. The terminal for incoming tourist vessels resembles a Munno Para wrecking yard
3. If you hold your breath you won't die from high levels of pollution
4. There is more timber cladding in windows than glass
5. If you need a bus to Largs Bay you have to catch one to town first
6. BUT at least we can all sleep well knowing that Kev doesn't live there

whats the difference between a dentist and the Rann government?
Nothing,
they both give you pain while ripping you off.

ooooooooooohhhhhhh and yes dentists get caught