Mike Rann = Duplicity

Eminem, whether its Media Mike, Matador Mig or the Monotonal Mutant our own Misinformed Moron of a premier still believes this state does not need an ICAC, while elsewhere around the country and around the world politicians and police are being arrested for corruption. Yet Minister Midget ignores vox populi, the people who put him there, and continues to believe there could not be any corruption in South Australian government or public service.

He thinks that a police anti-corruption squad or an ombudsman will suffice, theres nothing quite like pubic servants investigating themselves. when this Mugabe Mirror has been disempowered
and the good citizens of little Madrid... i mean Adelaide can have an ICAC commissioned, we will be asking that all their investgations be retrospective so that the Monomorphic Minnow will have to justify



Selling state property to Spanish buisness interests for less than market value



Buying 2nd hand Spanish trams for more than they paid



Why the major investor in the desal plant(which he didnt want) is Spanish



Why his brother Chris gets a plum job that wasnt advertised or put out for tender



Why the new swimming pool at Marion will be modular and built in Italy(maybe Sasha's uncle builds them)



But by this time i suspect our Miscengenetic Misfit will be living the good life at our expense at a secret location in europe



Hasta Luego Miguel

The Rann in Spain

This low life premier, Miguel Rann(future king of Spain) and his government have 88(yes that right 88!!!)ministerial advisers, 11 media monitors, 2 ex liberal premiers and the partridge in the pear tree is his brother Chris(Christiano to Spanish who own the public trustee building)all have highly paid positions with this i don't give a F**k what the people of SA think government!

While this mono tonal moron runs this state the only thing that will happen(apart from Kevin ole Foley drinking free every night) is we will become a territory of Spain. The double edged sword in all of this is not only are these wankers highly paid as per the Sunday Mail report(12/7/09) but when the premier or ministers travel oversees on fact finding missions they take these blood sucking leeches with them, at a cost to every South Australian, so while he ingratiates himself with those around him he has a total disregard for the people who put him there.

One day, this new Latino state will have an ICAC, and Miguel can run but he wont be able to hide and he will be bought to bear and explain his nepotistic actions that will be the downfall of SA

Hasta Luego Miguel

Ole`

There once was a premier called Miguel
Who had a treasurer that couldn't read, write or spell
Who would enhance his libido
To try and keep up with his ego
Now his sights are set on poor Isobel

An Ode to a Bludger

There was a comlpete knob named Foley
Who's background was very un-holey
He drinks free beer day and night
Because he so f**cking tight
And his nickname is Kevin Arseholey

Monuments to Mike Rann and the Labor Party

How lucky is South Australia, just had to empty my shed because i cant afford to live in my house with increased council rates, water rates, sewer rates, electricity rates, ES levy, save the Murray levy, buy some more wine for Kevin Foley levy(ole).

But the good news is i found some concrete molds of the seven dwarfs, the challenge was to save money for Miguel, donate these life like figures to a worthwhile cause and try and capture the feelings of South Australians so that each dwarf represents someone in the SA Labor Ministry.


#1 Doc, John Hill and Jay Weatherill, both look distinguished and are used to anal probes

#2 Dopey, Michael Wright, Jay Lo, Tom Hoonsantonis, now here are some real life idiots!

#3 Sleepy, Pat Conlon, I would sleep too if i looked like Bung Fritz.

#4 Bashfull, Michael O'Brien, Paul Caica, Paul Holloway, Gail Gago, does anyone know what they do?

#5 Grumpy, Kevin (ole) Foley...who would of guessed?

#6 Happy, Jen Rankine, because everyone has forgotten about her!

#7 Sneezy, Karlene Maywald, not smart enough to catch a cold

And of course Snow White Mike (Miguel) Rann, will only wake up when the people of South Australia kiss him goodbye.

Jay Lo has jumped on board and suggested we hide all these life like Dwarfs around Spain and the first person and/or alien to find them all will win a South Australian taxpayers funded free tram ride from Glenelg to Wayville, keeping in line with government policy of only doing things in halves.

I didnt forget Mick Atkinson, but i couldn't think of a dwarf with bicycle clips.