AHHH Sol
Maybe you should have appeared on Spicks and Specks
Or tried your hand at Mexican hat dancing
But no.... you became the worlds biggest LOSER (along with TELSTRA)
You whine about Australians being racists, and if we were, you would not have got a job here you dumb w*g.
Instead we allowed you to be paid Millions of our money so you could prove that you are the worst performing CEO in the history telecommunications.
I bid you adieu my little chocolate starfish
And sayonara O' sole trujillo (I think that translates to "where the sun don't shine")
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Bung Fritz
Pat Conlon's photo the other day of him in Lycra drew the unfair comparison of him and a roll of Bung Fritz.
I know which one I'd prefer in parliament.
Can you imagine poor little Kev having to drink all night with a roll of fritz on his lap.
Michael Wright the minister for not saving lives
Has anyone noticed that since Michael Wright has become the police minister (is this his 34th ministry position)? that the road toll is 21 more than the same time last year.
Now i can't blame the minister for these tragedies....Wait, yes i can. This is the moron who continually preaches the same old government mantra(spin) that speed, red light and safety cameras save lives.
This is a blatant lie, we all know its about revenue raising. If it wasn't we would not have cameras on Milne Rd, Galway Tce, Winifred St, Dequetteville Tce,(to name a few) every second week. How many people have died on these roads before and after the money makers were released, it would probably be 1. But this buffoon comes out with (the same s**t different day) waffle that these cameras are placed in areas based on police intelligence(oxymoron).If the police had any intelligence this clown would not be their minister.
These cameras are placed in SOFT target areas to maximise their income, not save lives!
Why don't they put speed humps where these cameras are used? Because they don't generate income!
Next, Red Light Cameras, we are told that these cameras are moved around to different sites, what a load of bull. If this was the case the one's South Tce and King William St revenue would be halved, plus the one on The Golden Way has been there for as long as i can remember.
If this fool was serious, why aren't red light cameras painted fluorescent yellow and have an orange flashing light on top of them? You know why not, because drivers would see them and slow down! That doesn't generate revenue, we can't have people driving slowly!
I don't understand why they haven't privatised them, we seem to sell everything that makes money. I would buy one....wait on, i can't I'm not a Spanish Consortium!
Now i can't blame the minister for these tragedies....Wait, yes i can. This is the moron who continually preaches the same old government mantra(spin) that speed, red light and safety cameras save lives.
This is a blatant lie, we all know its about revenue raising. If it wasn't we would not have cameras on Milne Rd, Galway Tce, Winifred St, Dequetteville Tce,(to name a few) every second week. How many people have died on these roads before and after the money makers were released, it would probably be 1. But this buffoon comes out with (the same s**t different day) waffle that these cameras are placed in areas based on police intelligence(oxymoron).If the police had any intelligence this clown would not be their minister.
These cameras are placed in SOFT target areas to maximise their income, not save lives!
Why don't they put speed humps where these cameras are used? Because they don't generate income!
Next, Red Light Cameras, we are told that these cameras are moved around to different sites, what a load of bull. If this was the case the one's South Tce and King William St revenue would be halved, plus the one on The Golden Way has been there for as long as i can remember.
If this fool was serious, why aren't red light cameras painted fluorescent yellow and have an orange flashing light on top of them? You know why not, because drivers would see them and slow down! That doesn't generate revenue, we can't have people driving slowly!
I don't understand why they haven't privatised them, we seem to sell everything that makes money. I would buy one....wait on, i can't I'm not a Spanish Consortium!
Friday, May 22, 2009
Will the real Mike(spam)Rann please stand up
Has anyone noticed little Mikey's spam diversion?
It's just like searching for info on the web and all you get is a load of CRAP thrown at you.
poor little Mike got a simple question on morning radio (5AA) the other day. Is the state government thinking, contemplating or even work shopping an idea of improving the Mt Barker rail service??? Not rocket science, not that hard, Yes or No! To hard for Spam Man, while looking at Jill in the producers booth waving her arms around like a mating Albatross, he came up with the perfect answer...Which was Absolute CRAP,! we're re-sleepering to Belair extending to Seaford and upgrading to Gawler.....Wait on Mike what about Mt Barker?? His comment after saying they had no money(maybe Kev can sell a few more buildings he doesn't OWN) was I'll have to ask Pat(where's my chauffeur)Conlon where we're at. Hang on(don't you work with him?)
He is typical of all the complete Knobs we have in this labor government, they have an inability to answer questions truthfully or even answer one in a manner that makes sense. But thats what they want. Mike and Jill underestimate the knowledge of the community, we are all not like Kev, Pat and Michael Wright, we are not that stupid! Unfortunately while the median wage in SA is under $30,000, these people spend that on a media adviser for 3 months!
Why do you live in Norwood Mike? Is it because Patrizia Sasha wanted to, or Jill didn't want to walk to far to do your ironing?
It's just like searching for info on the web and all you get is a load of CRAP thrown at you.
poor little Mike got a simple question on morning radio (5AA) the other day. Is the state government thinking, contemplating or even work shopping an idea of improving the Mt Barker rail service??? Not rocket science, not that hard, Yes or No! To hard for Spam Man, while looking at Jill in the producers booth waving her arms around like a mating Albatross, he came up with the perfect answer...Which was Absolute CRAP,! we're re-sleepering to Belair extending to Seaford and upgrading to Gawler.....Wait on Mike what about Mt Barker?? His comment after saying they had no money(maybe Kev can sell a few more buildings he doesn't OWN) was I'll have to ask Pat(where's my chauffeur)Conlon where we're at. Hang on(don't you work with him?)
He is typical of all the complete Knobs we have in this labor government, they have an inability to answer questions truthfully or even answer one in a manner that makes sense. But thats what they want. Mike and Jill underestimate the knowledge of the community, we are all not like Kev, Pat and Michael Wright, we are not that stupid! Unfortunately while the median wage in SA is under $30,000, these people spend that on a media adviser for 3 months!
Why do you live in Norwood Mike? Is it because Patrizia Sasha wanted to, or Jill didn't want to walk to far to do your ironing?
Monday, May 18, 2009
What do Kevin Foley and Pat Conlon have in common?
The problem with most politicians is not when they're drunk..! It's when they're sober!
Sunday, May 17, 2009
South Australian Politicians versus Truants
You might think this is a strange idea but it does work,
TRUANT: Generally year 8 to year 11 education
POLITICIAN: Would like to aim for year 11 but we generally get less
TRUANT: Bludges on the people who support them
POLITICIAN: Bludges on the people who voted for them
TRUANT: Attends school as little as possible
POLITICIAN: Attends parliament as little as possible (60 days p.a.)
TRUANT: Hangs around supermarkets annoying passers by
POLITICIAN: Hangs around supermarkets annoying passers by
TRUANT: Eats, drinks and smokes with the help of money from the people who supported them
POLITICIAN:.......Wait a minute their is a common thread here
Is it just a simple case that truants and politicians are both blood sucking parasites costing the South Australian public millions of dollars every year, or is truancy the stepping stone for political success?
I wanted to become a politician, but i achieved year 12 and don't suffer from narcolepsy
TRUANT: Generally year 8 to year 11 education
POLITICIAN: Would like to aim for year 11 but we generally get less
TRUANT: Bludges on the people who support them
POLITICIAN: Bludges on the people who voted for them
TRUANT: Attends school as little as possible
POLITICIAN: Attends parliament as little as possible (60 days p.a.)
TRUANT: Hangs around supermarkets annoying passers by
POLITICIAN: Hangs around supermarkets annoying passers by
TRUANT: Eats, drinks and smokes with the help of money from the people who supported them
POLITICIAN:.......Wait a minute their is a common thread here
Is it just a simple case that truants and politicians are both blood sucking parasites costing the South Australian public millions of dollars every year, or is truancy the stepping stone for political success?
I wanted to become a politician, but i achieved year 12 and don't suffer from narcolepsy
Friday, May 15, 2009
Time for the Tokens
Jane Lomax-Smith
Is she related to Martin Hamilton-Smith
What a bunch of knobs.... I'm thinking of changing my name to Zachary Snowball-Smith...wait i can't do that or i would be a snowball lost in space!!
Speaking of lost space, our dear Jane has come up with a fantastic idea(wait Jane thought of something) why don't we get rid of 44 schools around the Iron Triangle Area and have a couple of community meeting places where kids might want to learn. Jane is obviously getting back to her Aboriginal roots. She must feel that people in far reaching places have got nothing better to do than drive an extra 100km to try and find a car park at 8.30am.
But Jane would know, she has the unenviable task of organising her chauffeur to pick her up from her little home in Adelaide and then have to put up with the exhaustive drive of 2km to parliament house for 60 days of the year.
The problem here is not Jane(coz she aint that smart)
It's Kevin Foley. He is consumed with the ideology that if he sells everything the state owns he can still rape...sorry i mean reap mega dollars in stamp duty, land tax and other inocuous government charges from the sale of land that these schools were on, and probably take a percentage of the development costs while possibly investing a portion into a trust fund that he might oversee...nah Kev wouldn't do that, not when you can invest interstate and pay no land tax. But just wait and see....schools will be sold and the government will be the one raking in extra cash on the premise of savings, in the mean time they have to employ more illegal immigrants to wash government cars because the fleet has expanded. Always does in winter.
Next Week
Why poloticians don't live in their electorates
Is she related to Martin Hamilton-Smith
What a bunch of knobs.... I'm thinking of changing my name to Zachary Snowball-Smith...wait i can't do that or i would be a snowball lost in space!!
Speaking of lost space, our dear Jane has come up with a fantastic idea(wait Jane thought of something) why don't we get rid of 44 schools around the Iron Triangle Area and have a couple of community meeting places where kids might want to learn. Jane is obviously getting back to her Aboriginal roots. She must feel that people in far reaching places have got nothing better to do than drive an extra 100km to try and find a car park at 8.30am.
But Jane would know, she has the unenviable task of organising her chauffeur to pick her up from her little home in Adelaide and then have to put up with the exhaustive drive of 2km to parliament house for 60 days of the year.
The problem here is not Jane(coz she aint that smart)
It's Kevin Foley. He is consumed with the ideology that if he sells everything the state owns he can still rape...sorry i mean reap mega dollars in stamp duty, land tax and other inocuous government charges from the sale of land that these schools were on, and probably take a percentage of the development costs while possibly investing a portion into a trust fund that he might oversee...nah Kev wouldn't do that, not when you can invest interstate and pay no land tax. But just wait and see....schools will be sold and the government will be the one raking in extra cash on the premise of savings, in the mean time they have to employ more illegal immigrants to wash government cars because the fleet has expanded. Always does in winter.
Next Week
Why poloticians don't live in their electorates
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Indian Optus
I want to have a rant.
Who has dealt with Optus for some obscure reason...? besides me.
I have payed my Internet bills for the last 2 and 1/2 years, but this time i let the $19.90 bill accumulate to $39.80, heaven forbid. So Optus in there wisdom cancelled my Internet, the beauty of this is that they don't have to tell you ....just shut it off. (These people have no regard for loyalty). After 50 minutes of talking to an "Indian call centre" I had my net restored, only because i said i can't pay my account without the Internet... which is what these blood sucking telcos want you to do anyway, because they want to be paper less.
But if you don't want to go paper less you pay extra.
They want to look GREEN while they employ people in India who's idea of saving the environment is to assassinate foreigners and beat your washing on a rock!
Who has dealt with Optus for some obscure reason...? besides me.
I have payed my Internet bills for the last 2 and 1/2 years, but this time i let the $19.90 bill accumulate to $39.80, heaven forbid. So Optus in there wisdom cancelled my Internet, the beauty of this is that they don't have to tell you ....just shut it off. (These people have no regard for loyalty). After 50 minutes of talking to an "Indian call centre" I had my net restored, only because i said i can't pay my account without the Internet... which is what these blood sucking telcos want you to do anyway, because they want to be paper less.
But if you don't want to go paper less you pay extra.
They want to look GREEN while they employ people in India who's idea of saving the environment is to assassinate foreigners and beat your washing on a rock!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
South Australian Government Report Card
Why is it that only political journalists(is that an oxymoron) produce report cards about politicians? We basically have one newspaper in this state which reports with unbiased views(what is it with oxymoron's)
So i thought i would have a crack.
MIKE RANN
Minister for the ship of Fools
Poor media Mike, I'm still trying to work out how he got the top job. Then it dawned on me, they had a dwarf throwing competition(apologies to Matt Abraham) late one night in the depths of the Labor (do you remember when labour had a U in it, now its not for U but them) Party machine headquarters "The Colac Hotel", in between lap dancing and free beer poor little Mike must of had more Velcro on than the other wannabes, got stuck higher than anyone else, the rest is history.
Poor little Mike has a problem with an ICAC. For the uninitiated its an "Independent Commission Against Corruption" We all know that corruption and politics go hand in hand which leads me to the question of why we don't have a Spanish Inquisition? Has anyone asked why the Public Trustee building was sold to a Spanish business man, why the desal plant is being built with the help of a Spanish Consortium and the new destroyer fleet is Spanish. One only has to do some background work and a shareholders check in another country, lets say New Zealand... wait that's where Mikes from. I've always wondered why politicians wives don't change their surnames.
3/10 pesos
Kevin Foley
Minister for selling the States assets
Poor little Kev, big on vitriol again small in stature, wants to date all the beautiful women of Adelaide, i said beautiful not smart. This is the person who defends Land Tax, again for people who don't know, in simple terms this a tax you pay when you own more than one property(does the state government pay Land Tax) unless its interstate...lets say NSW like little Kev did, then you don't. So my advice to all is invest in property anywhere but here!
I think we should get the treasurer from the local bowling club to come in twice a week.
1 house on Old Kent Road 0/10
Pat Conlon
Minister for making everyone late
Has anyone noticed that all the pot holes around Adelaide have little white corners painted around them. This is to give the impression that they are going to be repaired. What really happens is the paint wears off in 12 months then they do it again. At least Pat gets out and about in the town, his chauffeur knows all the short cuts.
He's got a ticket to ride and he don't care 1/10
Michael Wright
Minister for what ever is left over
Had more ministries than the church of scientology. Must have photos, maybe of Mike Rann at a bullfight in Spain(in a corporate box), possibly of Kevin Foley paying for a meal, or even Pat Conlon walking.
Always look on the wright side of life -3/10
special mention to Chris Rann,(brother of Mike) gets the PR gig for THE PUBLIC TRUSTEE, who said nepotism was dead, (not any politician) must of been the right man(or is that rann) for the job, will never know because it wasn't put out for tender. 10/10
So i thought i would have a crack.
MIKE RANN
Minister for the ship of Fools
Poor media Mike, I'm still trying to work out how he got the top job. Then it dawned on me, they had a dwarf throwing competition(apologies to Matt Abraham) late one night in the depths of the Labor (do you remember when labour had a U in it, now its not for U but them) Party machine headquarters "The Colac Hotel", in between lap dancing and free beer poor little Mike must of had more Velcro on than the other wannabes, got stuck higher than anyone else, the rest is history.
Poor little Mike has a problem with an ICAC. For the uninitiated its an "Independent Commission Against Corruption" We all know that corruption and politics go hand in hand which leads me to the question of why we don't have a Spanish Inquisition? Has anyone asked why the Public Trustee building was sold to a Spanish business man, why the desal plant is being built with the help of a Spanish Consortium and the new destroyer fleet is Spanish. One only has to do some background work and a shareholders check in another country, lets say New Zealand... wait that's where Mikes from. I've always wondered why politicians wives don't change their surnames.
3/10 pesos
Kevin Foley
Minister for selling the States assets
Poor little Kev, big on vitriol again small in stature, wants to date all the beautiful women of Adelaide, i said beautiful not smart. This is the person who defends Land Tax, again for people who don't know, in simple terms this a tax you pay when you own more than one property(does the state government pay Land Tax) unless its interstate...lets say NSW like little Kev did, then you don't. So my advice to all is invest in property anywhere but here!
I think we should get the treasurer from the local bowling club to come in twice a week.
1 house on Old Kent Road 0/10
Pat Conlon
Minister for making everyone late
Has anyone noticed that all the pot holes around Adelaide have little white corners painted around them. This is to give the impression that they are going to be repaired. What really happens is the paint wears off in 12 months then they do it again. At least Pat gets out and about in the town, his chauffeur knows all the short cuts.
He's got a ticket to ride and he don't care 1/10
Michael Wright
Minister for what ever is left over
Had more ministries than the church of scientology. Must have photos, maybe of Mike Rann at a bullfight in Spain(in a corporate box), possibly of Kevin Foley paying for a meal, or even Pat Conlon walking.
Always look on the wright side of life -3/10
special mention to Chris Rann,(brother of Mike) gets the PR gig for THE PUBLIC TRUSTEE, who said nepotism was dead, (not any politician) must of been the right man(or is that rann) for the job, will never know because it wasn't put out for tender. 10/10
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