Time for the Tokens

Jane Lomax-Smith
Is she related to Martin Hamilton-Smith
What a bunch of knobs.... I'm thinking of changing my name to Zachary Snowball-Smith...wait i can't do that or i would be a snowball lost in space!!
Speaking of lost space, our dear Jane has come up with a fantastic idea(wait Jane thought of something) why don't we get rid of 44 schools around the Iron Triangle Area and have a couple of community meeting places where kids might want to learn. Jane is obviously getting back to her Aboriginal roots. She must feel that people in far reaching places have got nothing better to do than drive an extra 100km to try and find a car park at 8.30am.
But Jane would know, she has the unenviable task of organising her chauffeur to pick her up from her little home in Adelaide and then have to put up with the exhaustive drive of 2km to parliament house for 60 days of the year.
The problem here is not Jane(coz she aint that smart)
It's Kevin Foley. He is consumed with the ideology that if he sells everything the state owns he can still rape...sorry i mean reap mega dollars in stamp duty, land tax and other inocuous government charges from the sale of land that these schools were on, and probably take a percentage of the development costs while possibly investing a portion into a trust fund that he might oversee...nah Kev wouldn't do that, not when you can invest interstate and pay no land tax. But just wait and see....schools will be sold and the government will be the one raking in extra cash on the premise of savings, in the mean time they have to employ more illegal immigrants to wash government cars because the fleet has expanded. Always does in winter.

Next Week
Why poloticians don't live in their electorates